Yesterday morning's conversation with Lauren:
Lauren: Where's daddy?
Me: Where do you think daddy went?
Lauren: Daddy at him friend's house drinkin' a beer?
Me: (choke on mountain dew, giggle hysterically) No, Daddy's at work!
Lauren: Daddy at him work drinkin' a beer?
Me: (totally speechless from laughing so hard)
The weirdest thing about this is that while yes, we have beer in the house, I can't even remember the last time Jim went out with a friend, and I don't recall ever telling her that Daddy was drinkin' beer with his friends.
I wonder what she tells the babysitter.